https://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/26/you-may-already-be-a-winner-of-jen-merrills-if-this-is-a-gift-can-i-send-it-back-surviving-in-the-land-of-the-gifted-and-twice-exceptional/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/loser.jpegloserAww. So sad. Loser.2012-09-11T12:57:26+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/23/contest-extended-to-saturday/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cute-kitty-toilet.jpgcute kitty toiletDAMNIT!! WTF is the kitty doing in the toilet???? What is wrong with that cat?? I'm not calm anymore.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cute-kitty-5.jpgcute kitty 5Calming kitty *and* puppy....https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cute-kitty-4.jpgcute kitty 4https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cute-kitty-2.jpgcute kitty 2Pictures of cute kitties make us calm.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cute-kitty-1.jpgcute kitty 1Calm......2012-09-11T13:04:07+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/15/first-contest-ever-win-jen-merrills-awesome-if-this-is-a-gift-can-i-send-it-back-itiagcisibsitlotgate/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/drug-side-effects.jpegdrug side effectshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/10.jpeg10https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/21.jpeg2https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/9.jpeg9https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/7.jpeg7https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/8.jpeg8https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/6.jpeg6https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5.jpeg5https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3.jpeg3https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/4.jpeg42013-06-20T18:43:18+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/15/tsundoku-might-be-a-real-word-and-delicious-minutiaes-first-contest/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/books-not-reading-them.jpegbooks not reading themTrue Story.2012-08-17T11:42:38+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/14/amazon-com-should-know-im-a-low-rent-ho/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/whip-dragon.jpegwhip dragon"Whip Dragon" by Richard Mark Huffman.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dont-be-trashy.jpegdon't be trashyAmazon sends me covert messages that indicate it prefers a classier sort of clientele. I'm not buying THAT!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/people-in-the-piles.jpegpeople in the pilesThere are people in the piles.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ear-plug-calendar.jpegear plug calendarNot this one. I haven't tried the ear plug calendar yet.2012-08-16T03:33:00+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/08/02/root-canals-are-fun-or-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-my-mouth/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/creamed-corn.jpegcreamed cornYum. It's what's for dinner!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/freak-of-nature.jpegfreak of natureThis dude's got nothing on my four tiny canals. He's so unoriginal.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/incredulous.jpegincredulous"WTF? How many times do we need to do this?"https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/homeschoolers-no-friends.jpeghomeschoolers no friendsThis would be funny if not for the life-sized skeleton my 7 y-o is carrying around the house.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/drooling-seal.jpegdrooling sealThis is what I looked like today in the chair. It's a good look.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/but-wait-theres-more.jpegbut wait there's morehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/diarrhea-sploorch.jpegdiarrhea sploorchI didn't think we needed two diarrhea pictures, but what's not to love about a turtle on the toilet?https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/diarrhea-storm.jpegdiarrhea stormAlleged storm.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eye-boogers.jpegeye boogersWell, that is symbiotic and enlightening.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tongue-up-nose.jpegtongue up noseThey might be able to *see* up your nose, but this guy can *lick* up his nose. Klassy with a K.2012-08-14T16:25:46+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/06/12/tough-choices-running-away-to-a-circus-abbey-or-cave/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/circus-elephant.jpgcircus elephantTo. Animals.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/my-new-cave.jpgmy new caveHere's my cave from the inside. Lots of room for my IT team.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/internet-cave.jpginternet caveCave FTW! Here's what my new cave looks like on the outside.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kenrick-monk.jpgkenrick monkTried to find a hot monk by googling "Hot Monk" but only got some supermodel and lots of stereotypical unattractive, yet happy, spiritual-type monks. Here's a swimming monk instead. (Kenrick Monk)https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nun.jpgnunSister Mary Man's Name likes to roller skate. So do I! We're already almost BFFs that never speak to one another.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cirque-1.jpgcirque 1Reminds me of the joke about the dog licking his own junk, just because he could. Hey! I think I know why Cirque performers always seem so happy!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/circus-animals-no-fun.jpgcircus animals no funIn. The. Circus.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beaten-lonely-abused.jpgbeaten lonely abusedPlease.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bear-in-cage.jpgbear in cageJust. Say. No.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/run-away.jpgrun awayEverything is better with Monty Python. Even running away.2013-06-20T18:54:52+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/06/04/my-frickin-awesome-first-book-review-scourge-of-the-betrayer/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/scourge-cover.jpgscourge coverAll Empires crumble. All Kingdoms die. Bloodsounder's Arc Book Onehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pickaxe.jpgpickaxeGetting ready to put a fire out...on your face!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wet-otter-fur.jpgwet otter furWet otter fur, yo.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/blogging-alone.jpgblogging aloneBlogging. Alone.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/people-team.jpgpeople teamPublishing is a team sport.2012-06-05T13:44:40+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/06/03/squeezing-the-charmin-making-the-donuts-insulting-your-mother/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/monkey-poo.jpgmonkey pooTake that, kid. Kerpow!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.jpglaughter is the best medicineSchrute knows. N doesn't. N needs to stop laughing at his mom's expense.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/crickets-asshole.jpgcrickets assholeCrickets. Sometimes they're sarcastic bastards.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roomba-cat-star-wars.jpgroomba cat star warsIt's a versatile vacuuming robot machine. Also takes on the fight between good and evil.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roomba-cat-chheetos.jpgroomba cat chheetoshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roomba-pacman.jpgroomba pacmanThis is what my kids would do, if only we had five roombas.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drug-ad-side-effects.jpgdrug ad side effectsNo one is going to get out of this alive. Death, with or without explosive medical diarrhea, is a certainty.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drug-ads-on-tv.jpgdrug ads on tvI vote "entertainment".https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/time-to-make-the-donuts.jpgtime to make the donutsThis is an actual book cover. It exists. Fresh Hot Glazed Make those donuts! Make them good! (I don't know what's wrong with the pale guy, but the tan dude better think twice without some latex and antibiotics.)https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/charmin-bob-dylan.jpgcharmin bob dylanEven Bob Dylan can't help himself.2012-06-03T21:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/29/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner-thats-right-bear-grylls/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal-control1.jpganimal controlhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rotten-corpse-grylls.jpgrotten corpse gryllsImagine my surprise when I googled "rotten animal corpses" hoping for something funny...and got this! We love Bear Grylls something fierce in this house. <3https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gas-mask.jpggas maskI wish I had taken pictures of Jeff doing the removal, but he didn't tell me that's what he was doing. Maybe next time. Until then, enjoy this guy.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/door.jpgdoor"WTF is the smell coming from your yard???"https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alligator.jpgalligatorThen again, it might have been an alligator.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/castle.jpgcastleVomit cleans up quick and easy with paper towels.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal-control.jpganimal control"So you see, it's like this... We can come today and it'll cost you $eleventy-hundred million, or we'll come by in three days and remove the liquefied, putrified remains for $6."https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/satan-called.jpgsatan calledSatan is so silly. He's gotta know I don't *do* phone.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bear-eats-zebra.jpgbear eats zebraGood thing it wasn't a zebra under our deck. Or was it?https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bugs.jpgbugsGame over. You win!!2012-05-29T17:09:17+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/27/chuck-norris-redux-and-why-my-kids-are-in-a-chain-gang/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/minecraft-funny.jpgminecraft funnyBwahaha Ditto on your base.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/queen-el.jpgqueen elAssume the position, Betsy, or there will be no soup for you! (nods to Seinfeld's Soup Nazi)https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cats.jpgcatsSometimes the conversations are short, so we just make beautiful music together instead.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/talking-cats.pngtalking catshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/breaking-rocks.jpgbreaking rocksPrecedent set. This kid corrected his mom's grammar and spelling too.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ashamed.jpgashamedLet's go with annoyed and secretly proud, too. Then let's also go with an opening bid of $12.50 for the both of them.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chuck-norris-zombies.jpgchuck-norris-zombiesYou think it's a joke, but it's true. Chuck is that way.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/costco.jpgcostcoI don't think he really loves me. He just wants me to spend $300 on frozen lasagna and toilet paper. Costco sells over a billion rolls per year. Saw it in a documentary.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/international.jpginternationalThen they started showing up at my house. It was really awkward.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cleaning.jpgcleaningShit yes, I love to clean my house. Look how happy it makes me to serve my family. 2012-05-29T14:55:43+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/26/scourge-of-the-mall-wedding-a-booksigning-and-kim-visits-some-shoe-stores/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dawn-and-jeff.jpgdawn and jeffDawn knows her books. She says the character development in this one is stellar. Run, don't walk, to the nearest bookstore...or whatever. Walk if you want. Seriously -- I'm not going to know.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wet-pants.jpgwet pantsJust like that.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/salyards-in-action.jpgsalyards in actionSalyards in action. Booksigning? Nailed it. Can't wait to see how his story unfolds.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blue-hooker-shoes.jpgblue hooker shoesMall wedding. Nailed it.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sob.jpgsobScourge of the Betrayer. Google the title for reviews. I'm not even quite sure yet what it's about, but it sounds great!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sitting-in-silence.jpgsitting in silenceSitting in Silence. I wrote this book! These are my characters! Why won't they talk to each other???https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/speak-up.jpgspeak upBut this is how it feels. So I don't usually.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ghog.jpgghogSomething like this, but not a groundhog. If this groundhog writes a book though, I'll attend his signing too. What's not to love about a groundhog one man band? (One hog band? You know what I mean.)https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kia.jpgkiaAh, yes, I did get a pic of him. There he is.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dandd.jpgdanddThe Dungeons and Dragons woman must have been the one taking the picture here.2012-05-29T15:11:01+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/26/swimming-pools-are-full-of-urine-and-feces-dont-go-in-the-water/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-phelps-si-cover.jpgMichael Phelps SI CoverMichael Phelps admitted in an interview with some late night guy that he pees in the pool. So, go ahead and pee in the pool. You might win Olympic gold one day.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/i-love-summer.jpgi love summerI'm sure everything will work out fine.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/disgusting-friend-with-crabs.jpgdisgusting friend with crabsWe never even hit on the crustacean concerns. No joke, just stay home in the A/C this summer.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/centennial-beach.jpgcentennial beachA man made crap hole in picturesque downtown Naperville, IL. Bring the whole family.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/portapotty.jpgportapottyIt accumulates. It's not just from one person, but from the deposits of many.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blue-dye.jpgblue dyeLies adults tell children.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/no-proof-camel.jpgno proof camelSomeone needs to call this camel's bluff. He's acting like a real jerk.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/state-farm-cake.jpgstate farm cakeRaymond and Joyce were the last of the old guard: Agents who covered swimming pool cancer.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wiener-dog.jpgwiener dogThis dog's mom and dad made sweet love in a chlorinated pool. She was born in a bun. IN A BUN! With condiments, even.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/contamination-clothes.jpgcontamination clothesThis is not a bad idea.2012-05-28T15:13:06+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/24/maternity-pants-time/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ripped-pants.jpgripped pantsThe rip started like this. Then it grew, and kind of gaped down a little. This is not my hoo-ha. This is a stranger's crotch, thanks be to Google Images.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/swearing.jpgswearingFor N and E, who like it when I swear.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/clown-pants.jpgclown pantsI don't love *these* effing pants.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/castle-grayskull-he-man.jpgcastle-grayskull-he-manWord.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cgcc-bio-pic1.jpgCGCC Bio PicNot from me! I swear! Jeff is a lying liar.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/solar-flares.jpgsolar flares"Nasa warns solar flares from 'huge space storm' will cause wide-spread chaos." So be careful if you leave your house. Ever.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dirty-clothes-venn.pngdirty clothes vennNot super funny, but a diagram instantly makes this post more scientific. Plus, it's a VENN! Venn diagrams are very helpful in sorting information.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/parenting-fail.jpgparenting failIt's not that I'd be a bad mom, quality-wise... Just a terrible vessel. Also, it might kill me. These parents are terrible parents quality-wise.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/evil-children.jpgevil childrenThese are *not* the Beeler children. These children will kill you while you sleep. The Beeler children will wear you out until you just lay down and die. In your maternity pants.2012-06-04T13:30:51+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2012/05/21/im-crazy-and-unphotogenic/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/e-chaos.jpge chaosThe spirit of E. This is what I think he looks like on the inside.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sensory-organs.jpgsensory organsN's most finely developed / over-worked organs.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/onion_magazine_weekender_facebook_mark_zuckerberg.jpgonion_magazine_weekender_facebook_mark_zuckerbergZUCKERBERG!!!!!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/craigslist-cnn.jpgcraigslist.cnnNah. Just kidding. Sounds like way too much work.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cat-puke.jpgcat pukeJust like that.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/batshitcrazy.jpgbatshitcrazyI kind of enjoy that Sarah Palin was the first several hits for "batshitcrazy" on google images.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/queen.jpgqueenThis is one of the few pictures of me in existence.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cgcc-bio-pic.jpgCGCC Bio PicThe pic is really small, so you can't see my RED GLOWING EYES!!!2012-05-23T19:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/11/11/the-fort-must-be-defended-against-alien-forces/2011-11-11T21:34:40+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/11/11/11-11-11-111111am/2011-11-11T17:15:17+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/11/11/its-a-wonderful-life/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/christmas-story-red-ryder.jpgchristmas-story red ryder2011-11-11T16:01:44+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/28/funny-how-that-works/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cosmic-peace.jpgcosmic peace"It's cool Honey Bunny..."https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mouth-swallowing-earth.jpgmouth swallowing earthGet In My Belly!2011-11-02T01:06:31+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/28/when-kimberly-was-in-egypts-land/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vocal-rest-sign.jpgvocal rest sign"Vocal Rest... Have a Nice Day" Also means "F.U. Leave Me Alone! I'm Being Dyspeptic!!"https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/good-luck.jpggood luckSome signs are designed to punish you for living.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/no-hooking.jpgno hookingSigns can be oddly perverted.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cockroaches.jpegcockroachesSigns can also protect those at risk.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/life-instructions.jpglife instructionsSign are good. They provide helpful information.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/positive-feedback-blocks-reality.jpgpositive feedback blocks realityPositive Feedback is Nice.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/birds-poop.jpgbirds poopThis sign is also right on the mark. Don't look up.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/abdomen_anatomy.jpgabdomen_anatomyI am dyspeptic. It is a feeling that lives in my spleen.2011-11-02T01:14:33+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/24/simon-says-pick-your-butt-with-your-finger/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mfreeman1.jpgmfreeman"I gravitate towards gravitas. " Morgan Freeman, IRL quotehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tumbleweed.jpgtumbleweedRight through the middle of the room. No joke.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/epic-duel.jpgEpic Duel.Surprisingly difficult to find a duel image for Gunsmoke, so I submit to you... Epic Duel!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/blues-brothers.jpgblues brothers"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. "https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/oreos-and-milk.jpgoreos and milkOreos...Milk's best friend. See how much fun they're having together?https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/matter-and-antimatter.jpgmatter and antimatter"It is also true that when matter and antimatter meet, they annihilate."https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mfreeman.jpgmfreeman2011-10-29T17:08:51+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/21/chuck-norris-is-the-higgs-boson/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/motheroftheyeartrophy.jpgMotherOfTheYearTrophyStay in the Car. Do not speak, move, or attempt to join me in the house. There will be no dinner tonight.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chuck-norris.jpgchuck-norrisRoundhouse Kick to the Headhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/higgs-boson.jpghiggs bosonPortrait of Chuck Norrishttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/e-car.jpgE CarE loves to doodle.2011-10-26T00:52:46+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/18/my-future-daughter-in-law-might-be-a-cheeseburger/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bakers-square.jpgbakers squarehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/more_like_bologna.jpgMore_Like_BolognaMore Like Bologna2011-10-19T07:21:17+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/17/a-sunday-afternoon-nowhere-near-the-island-of-la-grande-jatte/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dt21.jpegdt2https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dt3.jpgdt3Great for slobs, kids, college students, *and* slobby kids who are in college.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dt2.jpegdt2For the dapper gentleman in your life.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/duct-tape-1.jpegduct tape 1Genius! Should be in every Parenting 101 manual.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/paint-stick.jpgpaint stickHammer one of these into the ground and then duct tape the tombstone to it! Easy-peasy.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/duct-tape.jpgduct tapeBehold!2011-10-17T22:23:46+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/15/mother-nature-is-a-spammer-and-every-time-you-spam-god-kills-a-kitten/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spam-kittens.jpgSpam kittensGod hates spam more than he loves kittens.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spam-dog.jpgSpam dogI think they mean business.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spam-relatives.jpgSpam Relatives"Gracie--if all your relatives dropped in for dinner, what would you say?" I guarantee it will only happen ONE time, Gracie.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spam-lunch.jpgSpam lunch"Gracie, if a strange man offered to buy you lunch, what would you say?"https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/keep-cool-spam.jpgKeep Cool Spam"Keep cool--just open a can of SPAM."https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spam-ad.jpgSpam Ad"Spamwiches sure fit this bunch!"https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dandelion2.jpgDandelion2Hello little bee on the evil dandelion... Your mom stung me in the armpit awhile back iand is now DEAD!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dandelion.jpgDandelionDie!!!!!2011-10-17T21:55:45+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/14/see-you-sunday-unless-we-get-attacked-by-bears/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/karate-puncher.jpgkarate puncherE: Karate Puncher Guyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mad-scientist.jpgMad ScientistE: Self Portrait? Is that his brain exploding from his head, or maybe an arc of electricity?https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/e-geometric.jpge geometricExhibit A: Completed2011-10-15T15:38:50+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/13/i-will-never-learn/2011-10-15T15:38:42+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2011/10/12/halloween-decorating-like-christmas-but-with-bodies-in-the-yard/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dead-chains-e1318475263324.jpgDead ChainsMeet Jeff!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bloody-bones1.jpgBloody Boneshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/graveyard-e1318475100700.jpgGraveyardPlanned Graveyard Spacehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bloody-bones.jpgBloody BonesBloody Bones in the Brancheshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crazy-rat-e1318475001993.jpgCrazy RatWTH!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rats-2.jpgRats 2More Rats!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rat-1.jpgRat 1RAT!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/skull-on-chain-e1318474544892.jpgSkull on ChainSkull in the bushes...https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shrunken-heads-e1318474234221.jpgShrunken HeadsWhat was that? 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It was taken apart due to safety issues.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_2940.jpgIMG_2940The beginnings of Kittyland. Note: E's legs are super dirty from the baseball game.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_2938.jpgIMG_2938Hey! Who turned the lights out?https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_2934.jpgIMG_2934Guess which one is N? Try the headless kid hiding from the sun.2010-05-23T13:22:47+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2010/04/23/baseball-sundaes-and-advice-from-a-stranger/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2474.jpgN at bathttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2460.jpgEhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2456.jpgE againhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2453.jpgN playing catchhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2449.jpgE on the Playgroundhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2438.jpgIMG_2438https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2437.jpgIMG_2437https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2431.jpgIMG_24312010-04-27T17:51:58+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2010/04/22/take-your-spawn-to-work-on-earth-day/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2411.jpgIMG_2411https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2425.jpgIMG_2425https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2410.jpgE the Swingerhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2405.jpgLittle LeagueE--chillin' with dad at N's first Little League practice.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2391.jpgTake your child to work day 2.N...All Gowned Up!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2390.jpgTake your child to work day...Gowning up...2010-04-24T09:16:19+00:00monthlyhttps://deliciousminutiae.com/2010/04/21/5000-words-worth-on-wednesday/https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_23432.jpgScoutinghttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_23431.jpgScoutshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2343.jpgScoutshttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2325.jpgLevitatingE (red pants, black shirt) seems to be levitating.https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2315.jpgSweetSweet Child of Minehttps://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2299.jpgBe afraid!Be afraid! E is on the loose!https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_22881.jpgPhillips Park ZooGreat friends...https://deliciousminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_2288.jpgPhillips Park ZooGreat friends... (E far left and standing. 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